Isometric March Madness: R.C. (Rotten Cheater-computer) Pro-Am

Time to wrap up Isometric March Madness with one of the most memorable games on the NES, R.C. Pro-Am. The R.C. stands for "rotten cheater" and don't tell me that it stands for "remote control" because I remember the computer cars when I raced against them as the filthy cheaters they were. And when I played it again for this review...well, let's get down to reviewin', shall we?

Gameplay/Control

R.C. Pro-Am has a fantastic concept that just doesn't pan out as well any of us would like--or at least as well as I'd like. I love remote control cars, and as a kid the idea of playing as one sounded great! Especially since you got the opportunity to grab power ups and weapons to zip by or blow up other racers. Yes, it may predate the SNES franchise-spawning classic Mario Kart, but it just didn't have the chops to make the game reach its full potential. Not to say that it wasn't a ton of fun to play, just that the game has issues that stood out then and stand out all the more today.

First and foremost, and lastmost, and everything in-between-most; the A.I. gets ridiculously hard and cheaty after only a few races. Let me be clear here, I don't just mean Nintendo-Hard. I mean the computer racers clearly are dumping gallons of nitro into hidden compartments because if you progress far enough in the game they go from merely difficult competitors to inhuman monster machines which not even a direct missile can stop. Yes, they are computer controlled, but it feels like straight up demon possession going on. There were several times when I found myself suddenly "out" of the top 3, and needing to use one of the three continues. No problem, just hop back in the rack, use one of the missile power ups to take some lead cars and secure a spot, right? Wrong! I found myself out again as one computer racer took a slight edge ahead of me, and the one in first place rocketed ahead, in a place where there were no speed boosts and snatched a win. I have no idea what the team at Rare was thinking, but clearly they were thinking of punishing all who dared to even think they'd ever see all 32 levels.

Aside from the insanely over-powered computer oppenents the rest of the game isn't half bad, but it isn't that great either. The map on the bottom of the screen offers a chance for you to glance and see where upcoming turns are, however, you have no idea where hazards like pop-up walls, water spots, and oil slicks are.  You can grab missiles to shoot racers ahead of you, or bombs to drop on those behind you--if you manage to get ahead.  Powering up your car with various upgrades would be cool, but whatever power up you get, the computer instantly gets as well. Grabbing power ups can get especially annoying on higher levels as you bump a wall nabbing a power up, only to see a computer racer going zooming ahead of you like it just stole your speed boost. If you grab the letters scattered on the track, you upgrade your r.c. to a faster, more sporty model, but so does the computer, and trust me, they have way more experience controlling the car than you ever will.

As far as the controls go, they aren't too bad for what they are. In fact, I'd say that it ties Marble Madness in terms of well designed control.  If you have the track and various traps memorized, maneuvering around them isn't too much of a problem, too bad there are all those stupid computer racers around. While you can enjoy the racing well enough, if you're like me you'll be wishing there was a time trial mode or something so you could get a bit more familiar with the tracks on the higher levels. As it stands, it's just you and the cheating computer driving R.C.'s

Graphics/Style

The style is fairly simple and straightforward. It's you and three other one color racers blazing around a relatively small track littered with obstacles. The simple colors work okay I guess. I know there were hardware limitations, and getting the games frame rate (if that's the right term for it) to move as well as it does probably takes a lot.  However, I selfishly admit I wish that the colors on screen or the vehicle designs were just a little more beefed up than they were.  But for what they had to work with, Rare's take on isometric angles wasn't half bad.

Music/Sound

"Title Screen"

Shame that the music from the title screen is all you get really in terms of music.  Other than the title music and a nice, quick ditty before each race that gets you revved up and ready to play, there's no music to speak of.  It's too bad to because maybe a sweet soundtrack would have distracted from the fact that the computer was engaging in high-level cheaterness.

Sound design in the game never really impressed me as a kid, and as an adult I just find it annoying. Whatever satisfaction I get from launching a missile that temporarily stops one of the computer units

dead in its tracks quickly evaporates as I go squealing around a corner. I'll give this to R.C. Pro-Am though, that squealing tire sound is every bit as annoying as their real-world counter part.


Returning the Rental:

It's not hard to believe that this title was put out by Rare. The control was great, what little music there was matched the mood of the game alright, and for what the graphics were at time they weren't too bad. I played the game over and over and over again before doing this reflection. I kept say, "Just one more race and I'll get it." Some how I was able to fool myself into thinking that I'd get better and magically make it through all of the game.  I remember feeling like this back when I was a kid too. Thinking that winning the race was just around the corner, just one more try and I'd make it not only further than last time, but that I'd actually beat the game.  Well, despite getting it for Christmas as a kid, and trying and trying then and trying and trying as an adult, I never got as far as level 20.  But maybe, just maybe next time I will.

If it weren't for the cheaty computer.

Isometric March Madness: Marble Madness

Ah the trackball...love it...hate it...utter ambivalence...whatever your opinion of the strange device, you have to agree no game seems better suited to the task of controlling the small, blue marble of Marble Madness than the cue-ball shaped controller. I think it was one of the few times in the arcade where I really felt in control of my character when using the track ball. Other than that it was a hate/ intense dislike relationship that I had with it. Between ones that felt slimed with who knows what and countless pinched palms, it frustrated me time and time again. So when I picked up Marble Madness and took it home for the weekend, I thought, "Finally, finally I have a chance at beating the game since I don't have to deal with that STUPID white ball."  

Dang I missed that stupid ball when I rented Marble Madness and got it home.  I didn't realize the control I actually was getting from the trackball at the time, what a shock. Not only that, but it felt like you were actually controlling what was on screen. Not that the home port didn't control well, but well...well let's talk about the game.


Gameplay/Control

Like some Kafka-esque nightmare, you are now a little blue marble. How and why you got this way are unimportant. All that matters to you now is the rolling. Ceaseless, relentless rolling to the goal at the bottom of some Escher-like nightmare. Along the way you race past black marbles, bent on knocking you off a ledge and into oblivion. Giant worms with equally giant mouths wish to devour you and suck you into their gaping maw. The only means of respite you have as you rolls is the hope a magical wand will appear and add a few precious seconds on to your life. Sometimes the floor is slippery or the path is too narrow and you find yourself plunging into the unknown, darkness engulfs you--but then it feels as if you are being torn apart in reverse as your body slowly, slowly pieces itself back together.

Okay, enough of the Kafkan-look at the game. Control for the game actually works quite well, even if it would be nice to have the trackball. Much like the arcade, your one and only goal is to...well, make it to the goal!  The faster you race to the bottom, the more of your leftover time was rolled (ha! puns!) over to the next level.  Speaking of levels, there aren't that many levels in the game, but each one gets successively harder, with the paths getting more complex and more narrow as you progress. There's even a "silly" level where you roll to the top of the screen rather than racing to the bottom. The levels don't alter after each play; so you'll find yourself trying over and over again as you learn the layout and figure out new strategies to get to the end. If you play with  two players, there's the added fun of trying to get to the end first, or even knock the other person off as you race to the goal. I remember playing in the day and getting in arguments with my older brother after he'd knock me off the various ledges (then pretend he was having a hard time controlling the ball.)

Graphics/Style

It's Isometric!  Okay, that goes without saying seeing as this game is in the middle of "Isometric March Madness," it's still worth noting here as it really effects gameplay in its own unique way.  Whereas in Solstice the gameplay feels unnecessarily challenging thanks to the occasional failure of a player's ability to tell where objects are placed--Here in Marble Madness, you get a genuine sense of depth while retaining the ability to quickly assess where things are on the screen. It's great as you need to take in the surroundings in an instant and make split-second decisions about which path to take.

As far as style goes, it really feels like a solid port of the arcade game. I think out of all the Isometric games on the NES, this one ranks as my favorite simply because you get a real sense of depth, the colors are bright without being too harsh, and the animation of the various enemies and your own little blue marble are cute and well done.

Music/Sound

Music for the NES was halfway decent in my opinion. I always liked rolling along to the tune in the second level in particular. It conveyed a nice mix of peppy and upbeat feelings, while still making me feel that I need to get the ball roll--so to speak--and get to the end in as quick a manner as possible:

"Level Two Theme"

I have to say, the sound when the marble drops too far and hits something and cracks always sounded too scratchy to me.  Other than that, the sound design was minimal, but effective. The sound of the ball rolling on ice was neat, the warbling reverberations after you hit another marble was cool, and I still snicker when the little blue marble screamed as I flung it off the side of a drop to it's doom.

Reflection After the Rental:

When I played this as a kid, I remember trying over and over and over again beat the game, or at least get a little further each time and end each level with a bit more time to waste/use on the next level. There always seemed to be a point though where I'd go from actually doing well and getting faster times, to totally sucking and messing up countless times on the easier levels.  I hadn't realized, or wanted to admit that I'd hit a plateau and wasn't getting faster and needed to call it a night.  The game had a fast turn around time when it came to restarting, and it never felt like starting from the beginning was too big of a deal. Losing hours to this game was easy to do. After all, it was only about half a minute to play each level, right?  I was so excited when I got this game at a swap a while back, I played it over and over again, trying to get to the last level, and figuring my poor playing on later levels was just because I was impatient as a kid. I knew that eventually, things would click and I would do the perfect race with the shortest time.

Well...I still haven't gotten to the end of the game, I still get frustrated and start losing ground, and I still end up watching my marble take a death-dive on easier levels as I get more and more frustrated.

I guess some things just don't change. 

Isometric March Madness (Friday Night Rentals): Snake Rattle N' Roll

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes...

You've heard of March Madness? Well, how about some Isometric March Madness?  That's right, for the month of march the spotlight goes to those games with a unique "perspective" on things. Let's get geared up for this month of isometric inspired games with an old favorite of mine; Snake, Rattle N Roll.  I had a blast with this game back in the day. I remember trying out the two player mode with my mom and enjoying a bit of competition as well as we tried to snag the pellets--sorry--Nibbley Pibbleys, and raced to the goal. So how does this shifted view retro games stand up today? Well, snakes don't have legs so it can't stand up today any more than it could yesterday, but still--listen, let's just get to the review and remembrances, k'?

Control/Gameplay

The basic gameplay feels like an update of the classic "snake" game you can find embedded in your old graphing calculator.  You're a technicolor snake with a mission to munch pellets. For each pellet you eat, you get a new body segment. Your main objective is to gain enough body segments to ring a bell which opens up a door leading to the next level.  For an isometric game, the controls are fairly straightforward--no pun intended. You can jump, and your snake's tongue doubles as pellet muncher and attack weapon. There are no bosses in the game, but it has plenty of obstacles, traps, and goofy enemies to make your race to grab pellets an interesting one. One complaint I had from back in the day that still holds true now is the razor-thin margin of error allowed for platform jumps over certain-death abysses. Like all isometric games, it's easy to misjudge a jump multiple times, and then run out of lives and continues without ever knowing whether you were even close to nailing the jump. 

Music/Sound

Too bad your little guy doesn't have any legs to bop along to the music because the melodies in Snake Rattle N Roll really capture the 50's diner, bleating jukebox  peppiness you would come to expect from a game that has a rendition of the famous "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" tune:

"Shake, Rattle, and Roll"

The in-game music captures the spirit of the title track in way that's really surprising and really pleasing. Not only does it really get you swinging along, but it helps keep the action of collecting pellets--sorry Nibbly pibblys--fun and exciting. As I mentioned earlier, isometric games on the NES sometimes got on my nerves because I'd more often than not misstep, mis-jump, or just plain miss the mark when trying to get somewhere. Something about the inherent happiness of classic 50's tune can't help but make me smile--even as my snake plummets to his doom for the ump-teenth time.

Graphics/Style

Let's face it, you don't need Indiana Jones around to make you wonder why it had to be snakes. Personally, I liked the goofy set up back then. Colorful characters, zany enemies, and a point challenge with no enemies. I even liked the competitive aspect of the game. I also enjoyed that there were no boss battles in the game. Not to say that I don't like boss battles, just I don't think it would have fit with the tone of the game. 

Reflection on the Rental

I remember experiences I had with other isometric games (which I'll talk about later this month) and was worried about how much I would enjoy the game.  And to my surprise, it was actually pretty easy to figure out the jumping and chomping mechanics of the game back in the day and there's still some visceral enjoyment I get out of gobbling the pellets which I liken to gobbling dots in Pac-Man. When I was a kid I enjoyed having games I could play with my parents as well as my older brother. Oh sure, doing a fighting game like River City Ransom was fun, but my folks weren't in to that kind of game. Here though with Snake, Rattle N Roll was a game that I could get my mom or dad interested in playing, and even have a bit of fun being competitive. It was well worth picking up as not only did evoke memories of that time when I wanted to play a video game with my folks, but it also was great seeing if I had learned how to get past certain levels that frustrated me as a child and I would ask my parents to do. Unfortunately, I still get stuck.

I wonder if my folks would mind coming over to my house for a bit to help with something?